It wouldn’t be much of a Dictionary of Christianese if the actual word “Christianese” wasn’t defined, right? Read on…

It’s a classic line: “We covet your prayers at this time.” But are Christians allowed to covet anything, even prayers? Read on…

Buzzard Baptists only show up to church for funerals and feasts. Read on for the facts about these finely feathered faithful…

“Plop plop, fizz fizz!” Alka-Seltzer Christians are all fun and games… until they disappear without a trace!

You would not believe how creative Christians can be when it comes to making fun of Bible translations they don’t like!

In the South it used to be called dinner-on-the-ground, but more and more you hear people calling it pot-blessing or pot-providence. I’m referring of course to the potluck dinner.

Does your church throw a “fall festival” on October 31 and invite the entire neighborhood over for some good, clean fun?

Somewhat below Santa Claus on the list of things Christian parents worry about is whether to tell the kids about the tooth fairy or the tooth angel…

I heard this week that two luminaries of the Christian community recently died: Thomas Kinkade and Chuck Colson. In Chuck’s memory, I’m sharing the current definition of prayer breakfast, which features Colson in the quotations for 1973 and 1976. Read on…

Well, speak of the devil… actually, belay that. The operative principle today is don’t speak of the devil. At least when it comes to doubled eggs instead of deviled eggs…